I had the boot of justice on the brain, and thought of Flatout 3. I reviewed it for Eurogamer here, sample quote: “You could go mad trying to rationalise Flatout 3.”
Cleaning out unnecessary video, I found this phone recording of attempting to play Flatout 3 online. I was worried Eurogamer would balk at giving the game 1/10 without some evidence it was truly appalling, but don’t think I ever had to use this. So check it out, the amazing invisible track and terrible music await.
Jesus, eh? I don’t think I’ve ever claimed back the cost of a game so quickly.